I have touched on the scheduling woes of working in the restaurant business, a little. Well, maybe a lot. In this installment, I am going to talk about the ass-canyon of shit and heartbreak that is... ALWAYS working nights and weekends.
Any decent cook or server has subtle routines or quirks that the second shift encourage. They may not know there is a huge fucking line at 8:15 am at any Starbucks. Rather, they mosey in for a no-wait espresso drink, oblivious to the early chaos the coffee shop saw. While normal folk are approaching hour three of work, we are nailing the bids on The Price Is Right.
What's bad about that? It is about the only cool thing, that is what's bad. Oh, and we are very open for doctor appointments. I forgot about that sweet perk. A kitchen lifer working dinner service, five nights a week, exist in a purgatory of not being able to participate.
Meeting for drinks at six o' clock Tuesday night? Sorry, crab leg night, I'll be sphincter deep in Old Bay broth then... What about shots at 1:30 am before the bar closes? No!? Oh, right you have to leave at 7:30 am tomorrow to be able to swing by Starbucks.
During most new job orientations they explain the benefits, holidays and such you'll have off. Shit, they don't give us Columbus Day off?? In restaurants, you get to pick if you take Thanksgiving or Christmas off, you can't have both.
Nights, holidays, weekends. Those three times are huge for most people. They become just times. Times that give you an annual idea of what you'll be doing. Mother's Day? Not with mom, unless mom is working the dessert bar, next to my carving station. What about any given Friday night? The lifer is owning what ever kitchen station needs it.
For every old timer trying to figure his way out of the game, there is a young buck ready to step in. A new foot soldier, not phased by the hours. I benefited from those salty old dudes as a young cook. They taught me a lot about cooking, working, sacrifice, bourbon and cocaine. I mean if your going to work all these shitty hours, you need to have fun doing it.
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Friday, August 7, 2015
Yeah.. I used to work in restaurants... by Jason King
If you have spent at least two presidential terms in a kitchen, likely you have heard "I used to work in restaurants" uttered by more than a dozen people now working quite different jobs. You know, jobs that pay well - have benefits. Fuck, these jobs may even have normal hours and give you weekends and some holidays off.
Shut your damn face.
I hate hearing expatriates mention their former alliance to the industry I sweat and have become more than just "ok" at. Immediately I question their abilities from past stints on grill or whatever. Surely if they were talented, passionate, and not too much smarter than me, they would still be a chin gon', badass line cook or chef. What could steer a good standing member of the culinary labor pool astray?
Oh yeah, I had a brief moment of head trauma and forgot the sometimes deplorable conditions of being employed in the back of the house. If you are an hourly employee, the back bone of the production, chances are you make less than $350 a week. That is roughly $21,000 a year before taxes.
The old saying in the kitchen... If you wanna make a living with a line cook job, get two of them. It's a sad reality that one has to work 70-80 hours to live a grown up's life.
Your rebuttal may be to work hard and get a salary job, a sous or executive chef position one day. This path is a tried and true way to 40k a year or so to start. That is double a line cook wage! Now you can work one place, make a comfortable amount of money, and plan for your future. Psych!!!
With the exception of great employers, the unfortunate reality is the term salary may be French for "being in the state of indentured servitude, ultimately responsible for any issues." The kicker is that even good employers may want to wrest 60-70 hours a week out of a sous chef, if not more.
All of a sudden you are standing on the expo line looking at a good line cook, realizing he makes more an hour than you, as a salary worker. He comes from his day job making pizzas, earning the same $12 an hour there. Fuck, this guy works two jobs, no liability for orders, prep, or scheduling and might actually make more money than you.
This is a big reason it takes a lot to stay in this business. You hear your same aged friends using strange vernacular like "paid time off" or "flex time"... What the fuck do you mean you can come to work when you want? The only flex time in a kitchen is called being unemployed.
To my lifers out their, keep banging. To the soldiers I know that fought the good fight, got an honorable discharge, and are on to some grown man job... My hats off. I regretfully understand why we do strive to move on in different directions professionally.
I swear to Jesus Almighty however... If I ever am asked about when I'm getting a real job, I am going to jab that person in the teeth with a Sharpie.
Shut your damn face.
I hate hearing expatriates mention their former alliance to the industry I sweat and have become more than just "ok" at. Immediately I question their abilities from past stints on grill or whatever. Surely if they were talented, passionate, and not too much smarter than me, they would still be a chin gon', badass line cook or chef. What could steer a good standing member of the culinary labor pool astray?
Oh yeah, I had a brief moment of head trauma and forgot the sometimes deplorable conditions of being employed in the back of the house. If you are an hourly employee, the back bone of the production, chances are you make less than $350 a week. That is roughly $21,000 a year before taxes.
The old saying in the kitchen... If you wanna make a living with a line cook job, get two of them. It's a sad reality that one has to work 70-80 hours to live a grown up's life.
Your rebuttal may be to work hard and get a salary job, a sous or executive chef position one day. This path is a tried and true way to 40k a year or so to start. That is double a line cook wage! Now you can work one place, make a comfortable amount of money, and plan for your future. Psych!!!
With the exception of great employers, the unfortunate reality is the term salary may be French for "being in the state of indentured servitude, ultimately responsible for any issues." The kicker is that even good employers may want to wrest 60-70 hours a week out of a sous chef, if not more.
All of a sudden you are standing on the expo line looking at a good line cook, realizing he makes more an hour than you, as a salary worker. He comes from his day job making pizzas, earning the same $12 an hour there. Fuck, this guy works two jobs, no liability for orders, prep, or scheduling and might actually make more money than you.
This is a big reason it takes a lot to stay in this business. You hear your same aged friends using strange vernacular like "paid time off" or "flex time"... What the fuck do you mean you can come to work when you want? The only flex time in a kitchen is called being unemployed.
To my lifers out their, keep banging. To the soldiers I know that fought the good fight, got an honorable discharge, and are on to some grown man job... My hats off. I regretfully understand why we do strive to move on in different directions professionally.
I swear to Jesus Almighty however... If I ever am asked about when I'm getting a real job, I am going to jab that person in the teeth with a Sharpie.
Monday, August 3, 2015
Whisper voice… The Stage’
A look at
working auditions by Jason King
If glutinous
adoration for punishment was more widely enjoyed, I think more people would
work as a line cook. Thanks to the old school badges for how shitty, evil,
busy, and little one was paid on their way to the top, an archaic institution
still permeates, if not flourishes in the kitchen. Whisper voice… The
Stage’. Working for free, like an audition.
That epic
movie trailer narrator often moonlights as my inner dialogue. Especially when I
walk in a professional kitchen for the first time. The raspy, authoritative
voice tells me I live in a special world. I have near super-human kitchen
skills, a daring, near lethal affinity for oak-aged bourbon and may or may not
thwart a terrorist plot. (The last one may be part of my long relationship with
delusion, but the kitchen skills part is true.)
Like my
other comrades in arms, I am a cog in the restaurant industry machine. A
mercenary in the epicurean discipline, fueled by the rush of a flawless night
of service, by the fourth push of the night helped by an Ecuadorian commando’s
little bump of coke in the walk-in cooler. This is the glamour I know.
This same
fire is in the soul of everyone who loves this industry. Not the cocaine per
se, just the passion. For a few -- the best talents, the hardest workers --
success in the business can lead to meteoric acclaim. I want to believe that
all those who have “made it” want to help cultivate the next great cooks or
chefs.
Enter “The
Stage” – ( Whisper voice please) the
working audition many kitchens use as a way of ensuring that only the best,
most eager aspirants join the team. We
work for free in some cases, whole shifts sometimes. If the spot is nice and
reputable enough, God forbid a Beard winner, then there's often a waiting list
to offer free labor in exchange for a chance to get in.
I appreciate
every lump I have taken to make me a better cook. I don’t want to seem like a
whistleblower too light in the wrist to even succeed at an audition. I’ve seen
those guys. They show up so high, don’t
write down what chef asked them to prepare, and end up interrupting a purveyor
meeting to ask how the wanted the egg cooked
.
Over easy
asshole, it’s not rocket science. Your future employer has asked you to do six
things to demonstrate your prowess. We all know you were up late duplicating a
day two of Coachella playlist.
I left the
diamond fields of Sierra Leone for a reason: Slave labor is not cool. What
happened to nailing an interview and taking thirty minutes to show what you can
do? What about having a consistent
resume that you can parlay into a decent wage?
I have severed countless good
relationships, bled, sweated, and nearly killed to make myself a commodity to a
new kitchen. I didn't do it to stand in a breadline like a luckless hobo from
the 1930’s.
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